I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
i have this weird self-esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that im better than everyone else
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
|waitress:||i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks|
|waitress:||sir please stop cyring|
Basim Magdy, 13 Essential Rules for Understanding the World, 2011
"Everyone appreciates her more than me. If something goes wrong, I’m always blamed for it. And mom lets her use the computer much more than me."
"That’s because I watch educational videos and she plays games."
"That’s not true, last time she was on the computer, I saw that she was playing a game."